A Hard Realization

Well I came to a wonderful realization today while I was coloring in my princess coloring book that Kara got me. The past few days have been a struggle since I have been trying to recover. I am doing really well though. The pain is extreme still, but I am recovering much quicker compared to the last surgery. I have gotten to shower and do my hair and even put on some makeup! I just feel a little bit better when I am a little bit more put together on the outside.

But enough about my recovery, I am really writing this post because after years and years of research  I, Charlotte Walterhouse, have discovered why birds are attracted to me. It amazes me as to why it has taken so long to discover this... Pocahontas, Giselle, Snow White, and Cinderella all have birds as friends that help them get dressed and talk to them. It all makes sense now... why there have been all these birds trying to get in my room, or why there have been several congregations of squirrels and rabbits outside of my window. It even explains why I would spend hours talking to my overweight chihuahua in middle school. Brace yourselves.... and drum roll please... I am a princess.

I think I have always known deep in my heart that I am royal. I will try and embrace it now. The next time a bird gets trapped in my window I will let it in so it can help me get dressed and do my hair (somedays its just a real pain to do this on my own...you know?)

Don't worry though I do not expect you peasants to treat me any differently now that I have discovered who I really am. I will still keep my secret hidden and pretend to be normal... I mean it has worked out for so many other princesses.


Also boys, if you find a missing shoe laying about... it probably belongs to me ;)

Actual proof.