Reasons Why I am Single.

I know why I am single. I am a Christian girl, waiting for Jesus to send her a Prince. But I thought I should compose my list of other reasons why I am single. Here goes...

1. I really like to act stupid. Like sometimes I get so hyper and I can not stop laughing. Then I start to snort. And though some girls have a naturally infectious laughter, I just sound like a seal.

2. I enjoy staying in my house all the time and never making contact with the outside world. I don't like to go places. Seriously, my mother used to beg me to go to the mall with my friends.

3. I act like a freak. Maybe I am not acting and I really am a freak. But seriously. I can rarely turn off my silly to be serious for a moment. Also, I spend an unhealthy amount of time by myself watching Netflix or reading. One time after watching Spider-Man, I tried to climb my refrigerator. That was last summer.

4. I have a box of 120 crayola crayons and around 10 coloring books to go with it. I color when I get stressed. Yea... I color a lot. And maybe some guys equate crayons and pictures with 5 year olds.... what can I say?

5. I cry during movies all the time. For any reason. Happy or sad. I just can't help it. I once cried during an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. I wasn't even crying because I was laughing so much. I was crying because the show was taking place at Disney World and Mickey, Minnie and Goofy came on the stage while fireworks were going off. I thought it was just so beautiful.

6. The music I listen to is rarely anything popular. I am like 6 years behind on the whole music thing. Seriously, my favorite song right now is Kiss Me Thru the Phone... it came out in 2008....

7. I see nothing wrong with wearing my princess crown all day. I am 78% sure that I am a Disney Princess.  I think princesses intimidate boys.

8. I am really lazy sometimes. And my clothes don't match. And I can be clingy, like dryer lint. And I can never make up my mind.

9. I am the youngest Master Angler in the state of Nebraska. What is this you ask? I caught a 22 inch large mouth bass when I was 6 years old. Yea, that's whats up. I love fishing and lipgloss.

10. I get sick a lot. Also I get injured a lot.

11. Also I am awkward. Which is why I am ending this list on 11 and not 10. I am not OCD.

So as you can see, to the normal pedestrian, I may seem like a catch ;) but now you all know why I am single. I could make a list of reasons why boys should date me... you could all pass that list out to all the single bachelors you know ;)