You might be Charlotte if...

Well, I have been thinking about this post for a while now. I mean, you already know why I am single... but now it is time to find out if you are turning into me... So here is my list called you might be turning into Charlotte if....

1. You spend your evenings reading crime stories on CNN so that you can have dreams full of action and awesomeness. 

2. You spend an entire week fixated on one TV show... then you can't take the suspense towards the end so you read the entire plot synopsis on imdb.com and then you can't finish the show because you wonder how any writer could be so cruel as to end the show in the worst possible way ever. 

3. You spend a majority of your day either texting Kara Walterhouse, messaging Kara Walterhouse on Facebook or thinking of all the things that you could write about with Kara Walterhouse. 

4. You make a list as to why you might be turning into Charlotte Walterhouse... 

5. You spend countless hours pinning wedding dresses on Pinterest because they are beautiful and you know exactly what you want to look like on your wedding day even though you have never had a boyfriend ever

6. You love your job working with adorable little children who make you smile all the time 

7. You are preparing your "talent" outfit which may or may not include a princess crown, full arm length gloves and a tutu... it totally does. 

8. You get sick/injured all the time even though you take vitamins every day and eat your veggies and stock up on vitamin C by eating an orange every day. Also you worry that every sickness is scurvy even though there hasn't been a case of scurvy since like the mid 1800's 

9. You are the youngest master angler in the state of Nebraska and you actually can understand the first part of this statement. 

10. You listen to Jason Derulo songs on repeat because his voice is like butter and they are super awesome. 

11. You wear a Spiderman mask and a tiara and color in your coloring book when you are sad... you also have a box of 120 crayons. 

12. You want to change the world in too many ways, but you know you can't do everything so then your mind becomes jumbled with what you could actually change in the world. In the end you decide that Jesus has a plan and waiting will be worth it. (but you secretly hope that his plan will include the need for a criminal justice degree) 

13. You just read all these things because you enjoy reading random facts about other people.... and you will remember all of them and scare people later by accidentally dropping a bizarre fact that you have read about a person on Facebook or something.