You might be Charlotte if...(Part 2)

This is the second installment of my first post entitled You might be Charlotte if...
There are many things I do that are just silly, stupid of just plane weird. So here are a few more signs that you might be turning into Charlotte...

1. You eat waffles every week... Real homemade waffles, not the frozen ones by Eggo which are a really sad excuse for waffles. Seriously. I could write a whole blog dedicated to how delicious waffles are. The secret is to whip the egg whites a ton until they are super fluffy. That makes the waffles puff up. Also, do not put more than half a cup of batter in the waffle iron no matter how badly you want to. It will spill out and there will be waffle batter caked unto your waffle iron.

2. You average 3 episodes of Psych a week.... Even though you have watched all of them except for the current season and half of season 7. And you are constantly trying to decide who you lie better, Shawn or Gus... but on rare occasions, you really like Lassiter. Also, you love Buzz McNabb because he is the coolest police character ever. And even though you have seen some of the episodes multiple times, you still laugh at every joke because it is still so hilarious to you!

3. You have a crush on a Fish and Game Warden from California because you watch a show called Wild Justice and he is a superhero for saving all those deers and bears. His name is Mike Beals and if you could meet any celebrity, you would want to meet him because he is the coolest Fish and Game Warden ever.

4. You want to be a Fish and Game Warden even though you aren't really stable enough to hike the woods every day and if you ever saw a dead body in the woods you would probably pee your pants and pass out. But, deep down you have a desire to live in and be in nature every day.

5. You spend your weekends crocheting in your bed while watching shows about people in prison on Youtube. The scarfs you make are awesome and you really do enjoy watching shows about jail.

6. At least once a week you walk up to your mom and say, "I finally know what I want to do with my life!" And every time you say this sentence, some different life plan comes out. You also text your two best friends saying you know what you want to do with your life even though you know that they know that you are probably not serious and so they shouldn't take you too seriously at the moment.

7. One time you tried to climb the refrigerator while screaming, I am Spiderman. In your defense though, you had just watched Spiderman and you were really hyper and couldn't control yourself. Also after trying to climb the refrigerator, you stubbed your toe and cried because it hurt so badly.

8. You blast 80's music in your car when the weather is nice because it just puts you in such a wonderful mood! And you spend a lot of time trying to decide what your favorite 80's song is, but realize it is pointless because you love them all.

9. You hear weekly, "You are always getting hurt" or "You are always sick." And sometimes you just feel like telling people to shut up. Because it really isn't your fault. You don't intentionally go looking for injury or germs, they jut have a way of finding you! (Also this may be slightly passive aggressive.)

10. You walk around the house singing songs from Wicked or Frozen and that is basically it. I really don't feel like I need to explain this one, but I am pretty sure that both of my parents could sing Let It Go, For Good, Do You Want To Build A Snowman or Defying Gravity even though they have never heard the actual song but you sing it so frequently that they probably know all the words.

11. You have never dated anyone because you spend a lot of time at Walmart and the men at Walmart aren't really your type. Plus you are probably not their type because you don't wear Native American Wolf shirts with dream catchers on them, you are not squished into your clothing so tight that there is skin falling out, you don't have any full leg or arm tattoos of butterflies or Pooh Bear and you also don't have a hairstyle from the 80's such as a mullet. (I think that butterfly and Pooh Bear tattoos have the potential to be done tastefully).

12. You love driving your little car so much! Seriously, your Beetle makes you insanely happy and it is your dream car even if you will not admit it because it is kind of a lame dream car. It is your dream car because Barbie had a Bug and you wanted to be just like Barbie when  you were a little girl. Also you played with Barbies until you were in 8th grade and sometimes you wish that it was still acceptable to play with Barbies because they are kinda fun sometimes.

13. You made a second list about yourself exposing all of your secrets because you hope that it will make people laugh and provide them with some enjoyment.